One of my students sent this to me last year and it just cracked me up. I'm always given smack about driving too fast so I thought I should post it. I should mention though that I have never gotten a ticket for speeding and was only pulled over for speeding once when I was 18. I was going 57 in a 25, it was 8:00 in the morning and I was late for work at the local grocery store so the good old Reese Chief of Police let me go just sternly saying "slow it down." Today, I think driving a mini-van helps; if I had a speedy car I might be in trouble.