Monday, April 26, 2010

Interesting hockey tonight.

And I'll be darn none of the craziness had anything to do with our championship game which we lost 3-2 and I sucked eggs. Oh well. It was fun anyways. We'll be back at it next Monday night and I wonder what team I'll get shuffled to next.

Anyhoo, on with the countdown of interesting events.

3. There was a beautiful doe running down the busy lane just outside of the arena. It's near a busy metropolis so I thought it odd. I dreamed about a car deer accident this weekend and always see deer on my way home from Bay City but usually a little bit closer to home.

2. I went out on the ice from the locker room and quickly fell face first and sprawled out like an dead fish. My Dad and brothers were there and I looked up and got lots of cheers. I then stood up and immediately fell again. I guess I had left one skate guard on. Jackass. That got quite a few laughs.

1. I was using the bathroom and some crazy ass dude comes in from the other locker room and uses the urinal. He's whizzing away, and coughing, and clearing his throat and I'm thinking for #$#@! sake how do I end up in situations like this? I just hung tight in the stall until he was done but a sadistic part of me wanted to make a scene and walk out on him and then scream"Oh dear God!" in shock but I really didn't want to see Captain Winky. What's with men? Can't they knock? Us ladies always knock, then open the door without looking, yell "is anybody in here" and then go about our business. And you know what else?? He didn't wash his hands. Although my flushing probably scared the piss out of him LOL so he got out of there as quick as he could one he realized he wasn't alone. So that was interesting. It was kids playing so it must have been a Dad or coach. At least I haven't walked in on any dudes in the shower. But it might make for good blog fodder.

6 comments:

Amy said...

OMG, this made me laugh so hard. Too funny. Those are things that would seriously happen to me. Men are just gross sometimes. They don't care--no manners. Emma is really into hockey. I need to ship her your way. She would get a kick out of seeing it in real life. Not much hockey in the south.

Barbara said...

Ha! Captain Winky! That's a new one for me! I agree with the previous commenter - men can be gross sometimes.

Dawn said...

Thanks girls. Amy - Emma likes hockey? Awesome! Our Red Wings are doing great. :)

Barbara - I think the Captain Winky bit was from Ace Ventura. That probably dates me a bit. ;)

Jill said...

Dawn I'm still laughing.
I love it, I wish you would have just started talking to him.
His would have had to do more the pee.

The falling down was funny too. I was always afraid to do that.

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Dawn said...

Jill - Haha, that would have been something talking to the dude. I should have freaked him out and said "damn, could you get me a tampon." lol. Oh why didn't I think of that?